The animal – thought to have mostly died out roughly 4,000 years ago – was apparently filmed wading through a river in the freezing wilds of Siberia.
The jaw-dropping footage was caught by a government-employed engineer last summer in the Chukotka Autonomous Okrug region of SiberiaHowever, upon closer examination of the photograph and video in the article, I can see that the creature is not a wooly mammoth at all. Some have speculated that it might be a lost elephant or a bear with a fish in its mouth.
It is neither. The figure is clearly my good friend Harold "Harry" the Sasquatch crawling through the river on all fours to play a joke on us. Hee hee hee.
I bet those reporters will feel silly when they find out their mammoth is not a mammoth at all, but just a simple Canadian forest Bigfoot!!
Of course, they may also be extremely thrilled to have made a brush with celebrity. Do you recognize the name Harry? Someone very famous was named after my Bigfoot friend!
Harry and the Hendersons. Good guess, though! Actually, it is Prince Harry of Wales!!
Alas, I have no comments from Prince Harry or Bigfoot Harry to add to this post. I tried calling Bigfoot Harry's cell phone before making this post but he is not responding -- likely he has given up technology for Lent again.