Saturday, June 4, 2011
Wowwweeee am I excited about this season of The Bachelorette!! Not only is there a bad boy (my heart is a pitter-patter for Bentley!) but there is also a mysterious man in a mask!!!!
I hope Bachelorette Ashley chooses both of them...because how could you even decide??? However, I do feel that our Caped Crusader Jeff has not fully embraced the potential of his mask.
First of all, the mask is so plain! Why would he not design a mask that reflected the romance clearly innate to his soul?
Second of all, photographic evidence on the internet shows that he is a perfectly handsome man. This will be such a disappointment when he finally reveals his face, unless there is some secret scarring he developed between the previous photos and the time of the show? A disfigurement (preferably the sexy kind) would go a long way toward winning the sympathies of Ashley and the audience.
Here is how I would, personally, redesign Jeff so that he would be guaranteed to win.
The Mask: Original Version. Sexy and mysterious, but so dark...it shows nothing of his personality!
The Mask: ShimmerShine's Version: Sexy and mysterious, and full of romantic elements. How could Ashley resist???
Jeff's Actual Face: Original Version. Very handsome but such a let-down when the audience has spent so much time imagining his scars!
Jeff's Actual Face: ShimmerShine's Version. Here, Jeff has a serious disfigurement that will win the hearts of the audience and Ashley. A man who has overcome adversity is the best kind of partner, for he is strong and caring! If Jeff were lacking a human eye but instead had the eye of a parrot, this would make him even sexier!
Eeeee, I am swooning over Parrot Jeff right now as I type this. I would take him into the Fantasy Suite, if you know what I mean!!