Monday, August 15, 2011

MIT = Unicorn Poachers??

Eeek!  Unicorns in Massachusetts, be wary!  According to MIT News, researchers have "invented" a new drug that could cure any virus:
In a development that could transform how viral infections are treated, a team of researchers at MIT’s Lincoln Laboratory has designed a drug that can identify cells that have been infected by any type of virus, then kill those cells to terminate the infection.
It goes without saying that this new drug must be unicorn blood.  But from where (whom??) are they getting their blood?? 

I have not seen any advertisements for volunteers or paid participants in any of the underground unicorn 'zines, which means either they have a unicorn on their research team (very possible, we are extremely intelligent creatures) or they are taking unicorn blood by force!!!

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