(How did I get invited to a secret show, you ask? Hee hee hee, obviously you have not been reading this blog for long, my new friend. I am a unicorn! We are invited to all of the best parties.)
I was very excited to attend because not only do I love his music and hilarious banter, I also find Mister Nathanson to be extremely sexy!! However, I had no idea just how sexy he could get. Recently, he has grown facial hair. You can see the improvement in the following photographs:
I am sure this will be a new trend amongst singer-songwriter types. Their music is so tender and their feelings so raw that they can often be seen as not quite manly enough. This is why I propose that all musicians grow facial hair, a la Mister Nathanson!!!
Of course, as your friendly neighbourhood unicorn music critic, I am here to help. I have begun the process by suggesting new looks for some of my favourite sexy musicians, to make them even sexier. What do they need...a full beard? A soul patch? Some sideburns or chest hair??? Check out the photos below to find out!!!!
David Bowie as Ziggy Stardust was a little too androgynous...how about a beard??
Folksinger Basia Bulat loves her new goatee!!
Tim Baker from Hey Rosetta! looks dashing in a curly moustache!
Sarah Slean...now with a soul patch, sideburns, and extra-manly chest hair!!!
To the musicians reading this, please feel free to grow your own facial hair using my examples. It is not plagiarism, I am simply your muse!!!
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