I have managed to sneak a tiny iPad into the service and hopefully no one will catch me at it, or if they do, they will think "What an eccentric unicorn! We should leave him me, since he's a unicorn and a prince, he must know what he's doing."
I also have a webcam sneaklily hidden in my iPad and so I will show you photos of the scene as it happens. Eeee check out the Royal Carriage arriving and the crowd!!
Why did I not sign up to replace the horses pulling it? That would have been so majestic, I cannot believe I did not think of this.
We have been fortunate so far and there has not been too much rain. The people-watching is amazing, everyone all done up in their finery with beautiful hats and fascinators. O, I bet you would love to see my own fascinator choice. I went for PINK:
What a beautiful cathedral, I would not mind throwing a dinner party here one day. (Is that allowed? It's not sacrilegious if I am a unicorn right???)
Eeeeee my first peek at Kate's dress, she is lovely! What a gorgeous tiara. I hope that afterward we become good friends and she lets me wear it.
William and Harry look so dashing in their uniforms. Red is such a beautiful colour, symbolizing royalty as well as love and passion. I almost wish I had decided to wear red myself. I also adore William's dignified balding patches -- he could choose to wear a toupee but has chosen to embrace his own mortality and that makes me respect him all the more.
Eeeee did you see did you see? The camera just panned past Yours Truly! I am a little difficult to spot because I my fascinator hides my horn but I am right behind my friend Sir Elton John. I do not know the words to this song so I am singing quietly and letting him overpower my own gorgeous voice for now.
DEARLY BELOVED! One of my favourite phrases of all time. O my oh my I cannot stop dancing, I hope my clippity clopping hooves do not distract the couple but I cannot stop!
Speeeeeches, boring boring boring. I hope they play the organ again very soon. I wish they had chosen to go with the "Mawiage" speech from The Princess Bride. Hee hee, "For richer or for poorer" they definitely do have to worry about the last one.
I do!!! She said it! Are they married? I cannot tell what is going on I am too excited for words. This is SO ROMANTIC I think I just peed myself a tiny bit. My urine is the exact colour of the Queen's dress so hopefully it will blend in.
There is so much singing, it is a good thing I am excellent at singing. I am not sure of the words to this hymn so I will sing Frère Jacques instead.
"In a sense every wedding is a Royal Wedding, with the bride and groom as king and queen" -- this makes no sense, clearly not every wedding is a Royal Wedding because most are much smaller with much less interesting people and clothing. What a silly thing to say, Mister Priest! Prince William looks a bit bored, hee hee hee.
O my even the cameraman is bored about the religious lecture and is showing us the beautiful stained glass instead.
Kate's train is so long, I am tempted to pull out a crayon and doodle on it, hee hee hee. But I won't! I am the epitome of a polite guest.
O, they are standing again, this must be exhausting. Stand sit stand sit stand sit! I would love a choirboy uniform for myself, they are very dashing. As is Prince Harry. I would not mind a Royal Wedding of my own with him! O I wonder how that would work since we are both princes. Have two princes ever married each other? Would we be Princes Squared afterward?
Wait wait wait what is going on? HUSBAND AND WIIIIIIIFE O my it has finally happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am wiping away tears, it is so romantic. Choir trumpets violins trombones more trumpets some drums even. I sure wish I knew the words to this one. I think I am developing bedsores from sitting here, I should have brought my pillow to sit on.
O my they are headed outside, I am trotting after them to see the crowd's reaction. Everyone is so happy!!!!
Oooh some white horses attached to the carriage. Perhaps I can swap myself out for one of them right now?? But then I will be busy pulling their carriage and not be able to continue to liveblog for you...this is a very difficult decision. Okay, I am going to do it!!!
Thank you for reading along everyone and I hope you enjoyed the most romantic event of the Millennium!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you think they had premarital intercourse?
ReplyDeleteI would imagine it would be very hard not to when you are that attractive!! Next time I see Wills or Kate I will have to ask. Also perhaps they will have some tips to pass on for my sexually active readers!
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