"Email is such a boring name for such a wonderful form of communication! Think about it, you can send a message instantaneously to anyone in the world. You can insult them anonymously without fear of retribution, or you can send them Secret Admirer notes without ever revealing your identity! You can even send photographs of yourself without clothing as a cheeky greeting. We should really have a different name for email."
So I am proposing that we re-name email!
I have prepared a chart with my suggestions and with the reasons for these suggestions.
Invisible Magic Travel Mail
|This accurately describes how email works|
Hedda Gabler Mail
|This is my favourite character from an Ibsen play|
Special Electronic Xchange
|If you use an abbreviation this spells a dirty word! Hee hee hee!!|
|Since I am the one proposing we re-name email it makes sense to name it after me|
What do you think??? If you support one of these choices please comment and then use the term all over the internet until it becomes a new trend. O my, I am dancing in excitement...I do so love starting new trends!