I think that for my birthday I shall ask for an olde-timey bicycle bell that makes a particular noise: "Ding ding!"
However, I will NOT be attaching this to my bicycle! Instead I will carry it with me everywhere, perhaps with some strands of hair from my mane woven through it so I never lose it.
Then, I can use it as my own personal Industrial Light & Magic sound effects show!!! I will make the "ding ding" noise whenever the following occurs:
- I say something particularly witty, such as: "Why was the werewolf arrested in the butcher shop? He was chop-lifting." (DING DING!)
- I smile and my beautiful white teeth glimmer in the sunshine, moonlight, or starlight: *smile* (DING DING!)
- I get an answer correct on Jeopardy! or make a guess on Wheel Of Fortune: "Mister Sajak and Miss White, I would like to select RSTLN and E" (DING DING!)
- I wink at an attractive passerby (DING DING!)