O my last night on The Bachelorette was quite the shocking experience!!! It turns out that dreamy Player contestant Justin "Rated R" Rego actually has two girlfriends and did not want to marry Alie after all!!! HE WAS TELLING LIES THE WHOLE TIME.
After letting the suprise digest overnight I thought to myself, "How would I handle this situation if it happened to me?"
I believe it is important to prepare for these things, especially since my application to The Bachelor is nearly submitted.
A thoughtful report by ShimmerShine Moondreams
- I would turn fuscia, since this is the colour I am when I am sad
- I would rent a hovercraft to chase him around the gardens of Turkey (this is where Ali failed!! Always have a hovercraft in wait)
- I would create a "Feelings Chart" (similar to a Feelings Letter) to properly express myself and hand it to my former love. For example it might look like this:
Being Lied To On The Bachelorette