I have been in a bit of an emotional slump lately. While my life is filled with joy and happiness and I still wake up singing "Tra-la-la, la-lalala-la-la-lah, tra-la-la" in the mornings, the skip in my step is perhaps not quite as chipper as usual.
I think this means I need a new hobby!
Here are some ideas for hobbies I have not yet tried:
|Potential New Hobby||Pros||Cons|
|Skydiving||Would show the world I am a daredevil to be reckoned with, like Indiana Jones||Pretty scary. Not that I am scared personally, but other people might find it scary to watch me, so I would not want to put them through this emotional trauma|
|Fashion design||This would allow me to share my beautiful creations with the world (such as, platform shoes that leave sparkle glue footprints wherever you walk)||This hobby would not be much of a challenge, since I am so naturally talented when it comes to fashion|
|Public urination||This is Baron Snarls von Muchteeth's idea and I am not taking it seriously but I promised him I would include it||See previous column. Also: this is not very classy and I am extremely classy|
|Newspaper editing||I could help the world by sharing with them important news and also my opinions on music, film, and perhaps even an advice column||None??? THIS IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA. Stay tuned for the first edition of my very own newspaper!!!!!|