Wowweee, London is experiencing a beautiful Snowmageddon!! I have spent the day prancing in the snow, making beautiful snow Pegasi (plural of Pegasus), and counting down the signs of the end times!!Of course, I do not want the world to end, but there is one excellent thing about end times: Looting! I adore looting.
While I am a law-abiding citizen (aside from 2008 when I was in jail) and would never dream of stealing, I also enjoy living on the edge a bit (I find this only makes me more attractive, and I hope you will find this as well!).
Fortunately, when society crumbles, looting becomes commonplace and thus pretty close to legal! Of course, someone always needs to start things off and loot the first store. I have my baseball bat all ready for store window-smashing, and I hope you will ready yours as well!!
The question then becomes, how will we know if Snowmageddon has approached the point where looting is permissible and even expected? What are the signs of the end of society?
Fear not – I have prepared a handy chart!
Unfortunately, it appears that it is not yet time for looting in London. But tomorrow, as Scarlet O'Hara says, is another day!!!
At the start of your post I had just one question: are pegasi real?
ReplyDeleteBut now I'm also confused about unicorns. Are they/you (and other "supernatural beings") real?
I think you should submit your chart to the Federal Government. It is a very handy guide for disasters! ~Heather
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