O, how I wish they made sexy Christmas costumes for unicorns. Why do humans get to have all the fun?? I know that I would be a perfect Sexy Toy Soldier, or even better, Sexy Rudolph since I already have four legs like a reindeer, and am handsome like a sexy one!!
Aren't unicorns naturally the sexiest creatures alive? I think they are. ~Heather
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ReplyDeleteI think you should go as a fireman. You already have the muscular body and that powerful, thick fireman's hose. All you really need is the sexy hat and a quadruple of boots.
Dear Unicorn Prince,
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I do think firemen are in style for Christmas party costumes. You can never underestimate the importance of fire prevention, or big leather fireman's boots.
O my yes, and then if the yule log sets the house on fire I will be a hero!!!
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