Every year I of course go wassailing to all of my neighbours for Christmas. This year it is more important than ever.
Because of the terrible downtown in the economy this year (aside: I am taking a course on macroeconomics in my spare time) (aside: also I am reading more plays by Messrs Shakespeare and Jonson and they both use the dramatic convention of the "aside" to great affect so I have vowed to use this more in my own writing) I think that we are all trying to focus more on spreading joy.
And what better way to teach my neighbours the true meaning of Christmas?
I have drawn up a handy diagram to hang out to my neighbours on flyers. For my diagram I have used a funnel design because I am "funnelling" several crucial ingredients in order to arrive at the true meaning of Christmas.