Well, I thought it was funny.
- Stephen Colbert
Liars, hysterectomy didn't improve sex life!
- Joan Rivers
I thought it might be enlightening to write my own! After many false starts I decided.
Followed yellow brick road. Disappointment ensued.
- Kelsey Ochs
I truly believe that the quality that defines my life is my ability to remain cheerful and optimistic at all times, even when the worst possible things happen. So I think 6 words that sum up my attitude toward life might be:
Joy in everything, even anal rape.
- ShimmerShine Moondreams