Not Quite What I Was Planning is a book that asks people and celebrities to sum up their lives in 6 words! Some examples in this Jezebel article and this USA Today article include:Well, I thought it was funny.
- Stephen Colbert
Liars, hysterectomy didn't improve sex life!
- Joan Rivers
Followed yellow brick road. Disappointment ensued.
- Kelsey Ochs
I truly believe that the quality that defines my life is my ability to remain cheerful and optimistic at all times, even when the worst possible things happen. So I think 6 words that sum up my attitude toward life might be:
Joy in everything, even anal rape.
- ShimmerShine Moondreams
I wish he loved me back.
ReplyDeletePining doesn't do me any good.
ReplyDeleteI have to go to lecture.
ReplyDeleteBlood of fillies is mighty delicious.
ReplyDeleteRemember when he brought a date?
ReplyDeleteWhat excellent six word life poems!
ReplyDeleteHe's just not that into me?
ReplyDeleteDoes it involve a crib again?
ReplyDeleteIs it time for sad songs?
ReplyDeleteEach of these gets more pathetic.
ReplyDeleteSigned up for self esteem class.
ReplyDeleteDonate blood for the hot nurse.
ReplyDeleteKeep counting syllables instead of words.
ReplyDeleteThat class can't start soon enough.
ReplyDeleteWhy is your schedule so strange?
ReplyDeleteI can't have an early lunch.
That wasn't really a life poem.
Poems of any sort are beautiful!
ReplyDeleteSeven days this year without crush.
ReplyDeleteLost friend, got dumped...new year!
ReplyDeleteTotally not waiting for his call.
ReplyDeleteEvery time you're next to me.
ReplyDeleteI am going to die alone.
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