Monday, September 1, 2008
If only I were a woman, what puns could be had!
Some days I wish I were a woman, so that I could have sex on December 1st, and then 9 months later deliver my baby on LABOUR DAY. Hee hee hee!
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Nine months? Wow! Did you know that humans have the exact same gestational period? I would have thought (silly, I know) that unicorn pregnancies would last longer, perhaps similar to the 47 weeks that horses endure. Or maybe, because unicorns are nice like puppies, they'd experience something similar to the 9-week pregnancies that dogs go through.
ReplyDeleteI apologize if my phrasing was unclear. When I said I wish I were a woman, I meant a human woman. Unicorns don't have gestational periods.
ReplyDeleteI do appreciate your unicorns/puppies comparison. It gives me lovely warm fuzzies like drinking hot chocolate in a bathrobe on a cool autumn evening!