Although I of course have no need of this fine product and have not tried it myself, it could help humans make their fornication activities as magical as those of unicorns. Therefore, as a public service I provide a link to the advertisement for Clitter!
(Warning: adults only please! It is somewhat frustrating when angry parents write me about my references to orgies. I am sorry for trouble I may have caused you, truly, but your children could have learned those activities from the films Eyes Wide Shut or Caligula, and not necessarily from my blog!)